Wut the Hell

Sad News


Please join me in remembering a great icon
of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday
of a yeast infection and traumatic complications
from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,
the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy
and lovingly described Doughboy
as a man who never knew
how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was considered a very smart cookie,
but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times,
he still was a crusty old man and
was considered a positive roll model for millions.......

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough,
three children:
John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough,
plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second,
please rise to the occasion and take time
to pass it on and share that smile
with someone else who may be having
a crumby day and kneads a lift

The length of the title for this topic must be ranging between 10 and 255 characters

This forum is buggie as hell, the above is longer then 255 and yea well its there....

Yes, but it's much cheaper to maintain than Guild Portal. And "Wut the hell" is 10 characters...:/

no no not the topic being number of charecters but the body of the post being above the amount...

and where the hell is the spell checker.....

Lolz...the title is character restrictive, not the body. We can take a look at more sophisticated hosts or, when I have a week to burn, I can try to script something more polished.

Erm gotta have more the 10 friggen letters in the title....thats retarded too...was gonna originally title the post Sad News....there are some intuitive issues i thinks or just had a brain fart....